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the story of a charmless man

Captain Bastard

Name:
Captain Bastard
Birthdate:
24 June
Location:
External Services:
  • thewiseoldted@livejournal.com
Schools:
ted is a remarkably intelligent, wonderfully handsome and disarmingly charming young man with a truely wicked sense of humour and an incredibly sharp wit. he sometimes enjoys discussing himself in sickeningly positive terms in the third person.

'i think james is a bit of a hobknob' - my own dear mother knows me best

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